20. studio art/art history major. CU. funny animals. harry potter.
i'm not a real person.
This is your month baby, sign of the Virgo
Great head on her shoulders, she probably studied abroad
She transfered to Harvard, from King’s College in March
She says that i’m her favorite
Cause she admires the art of Michelangelo with the flow
Picasso with the bars
She’s well put together like a piece by Gershwin
Rennaisaince style, tonight is picture perfect
I don’t know where home is anymore..
Is it Colorado? Is it Florence?
and then just like that, my good mood is gone.
Definitely! Email submitted!
The Euro
I hate the euro. I feel like I’m constantly losing money, everything is so over priced and they are so reliant on coins and don’t believe in credit cards. It’s so stupid. But luckily math isn’t one of Italian’s strong suits so I never really feel as bad as I should if they make a mistake in calculations. This happens a lot more than you would think. I lied I still feel bad but seriously, they need to learn to count. It’s happen at least twice now that instead of giving me a 50 cent coin they will give me a euro or a 2 euro coin because they are roughly the same size. Both times I didn’t notice until I’m out of the cafe. No wonder their economy is shit.
Can’t sleep, too much running through my head. When did I get so old?
Zanzara
If anyone’s ever like, “Oh hey guys! I have this really great idea, let’s travel to anywhere in Europe from April to October!” Bitch slap them and walk away, keep your pimp hand strong because that is actually the worst idea ever. Not only is there 8 billion Asians trying to fit into one tiny restaurant but there are worse things…like mosquitos. I’m being eaten alive. EATEN! ALIVE! I have 12. I originally had 25 written…that was an exaggeration, twelve is not. Twelve mosquito bites on my body, including one almost in my eye. Italians are unaffected by them, apparently they feed off of American’s good spirits and politeness. I had to buy this thing that puffs out cancer fumes into my room to keep them away. Not to mention that apparently they are more poisonous than the ones in America so when you get bit you swell. I’m on a constant diet of cancer fumes and Benadryl. I’m a fun girl to party with, clearly. So just save yourself the cancer and stay home, watch an episode or two of Khloe and Lamar for me.
